“A road genuinely paved with good intentions will rarely actually end in perdition.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Becky Newton. No ceilings were harmed in the making of this episode.
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EPISODE 6: Operation Sealion
“When time is running out and tension is running high, just know: true failure is only achieved when there is an absence of hope.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Becky Newton, and Brandt Wolf. No anchor lines were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 5: Extremely Stupid and Dangerous as Hell
“The present is dictated by the past, but the future, paradoxically, is forever malleable.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No magnet thingies were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 4: A Violation of the Code
“The strongest mettle is forged in the crucible of chaos.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No stern fanwales were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 3: A Traitor Among Us
“In a sphere of lies, knives, and betrayal, which cuts deepest?” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Becky Newton. No interior ship walls were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 2: Pro-Explosion Philosophy
“Is it a bluff? A double bluff?” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No hands were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 1: Helios Shenanigans
“What’s a person like you doing in a naval station like this?” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No robots were harmed in the making of this episode.