“Danger will always catch you; running away only lessens the force you can use against it.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Olivia Johnson, and Brandt Wolf. No high school tests were cheated on in the making of this episode.
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EPISODE 13: Ghost Ship
“Curiosity: the most playful force in the universe.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No Helios sailors were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 12: Argemone
“Goodness is an act, but that doesn’t mean it’s merely a mask.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Lauren Johnson. No food was poisoned in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 11: A Marvelous End
“You are an ocean contained in flesh; what hides within your deepest waters?” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Brandt Wolf. No anchor lines were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 10: The Glowy Jar
“Mysteries without, mysteries within; oh what a marvelous thing it is to exist.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No actuators were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 9: Mindless Brute Force
“Self-awareness rarely penetrates as deeply as we think: this is both a blessing and a curse, a weapon and a weakness, a potential for growth and a trap for stagnation.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. Some cheese was consumed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 8: Astronomical Odds
“The middle of nowhere is the edge of everywhere.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No hawks or handsaws were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 7: Absolute Control
“A road genuinely paved with good intentions will rarely actually end in perdition.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Becky Newton. No ceilings were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 6: Operation Sealion
“When time is running out and tension is running high, just know: true failure is only achieved when there is an absence of hope.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Becky Newton, and Brandt Wolf. No anchor lines were harmed in the making of this episode.
EPISODE 5: Extremely Stupid and Dangerous as Hell
“The present is dictated by the past, but the future, paradoxically, is forever malleable.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No magnet thingies were harmed in the making of this episode.